Pirates Hostess Club

Pirates is the youngest of the three bars on this little road, sat right beside 007, and the owners apparently are not finished. Word is more are coming nearby, so this quiet corner keeps growing into a BJ bar destination of its own.

The counter is what sells it. Easily the nicest of the three, a half-moon of dark wood with a couple of foreigners usually parked at it nursing a beer while the girls get on with things. That gives Pirates a more pub-like front than its neighbours, somewhere you can actually sit and drink before anything starts. When you do want privacy, there are snug niches at the back.

The girls are good without quite touching the best at Red House and 007, and short time runs alongside the oral as everywhere on this road.

It is next to 007, on the same eastern Pattaya road as Red House, Carre Blanc and The Factory.

The verdict

Best bar to drink at of the three, and a comfortable place to weigh up your options first. The girls trail the two leaders next door, but it still earns a stop.