007 Club

007 is right next door to Red House, French-owned, and works off much the same blueprint: six private bays, each with curtains you pull round for as much cover as you want. If Red House is rammed or you just fancy a compare, this is the door to try next.

It loses a little to Red House on comfort. The niggle is the tables, parked a touch too far from the couches, so the bays feel slightly less snug than they should. The girls drag it straight back, mind. They are some of the best looking in this corner of town and they work you without ever leaning on you. More often than not it is you offering them a drink, which tells you how little pressure there is.

You settle into a bay, get a drink, take your time. Short time is there if oral turns into more, and with this lineup it tends to.

Find it beside Red House out in eastern Central Pattaya, on the same road as Pirates, Carre Blanc and The Factory.

The verdict

A whisker behind Red House next door. Cracking girls, zero pressure, marked down only for furniture nobody bothered to arrange properly.